Mr. Hat slightly resembles the bald redneck pedestrian. He wears a blue cap, an old ragged blue shirt, jeans, sneakers and an eye patch over his left eye. He frequently listens to Mr. Trenchcoat's rants about aliens, but he doesn't say anything suspicious in reply.
Mr. Hat has been rumored to appear in the woods, attacking the player. A user found Mr. Hat, with a weapon, near a beater Sadler, though he was non-aggressive. The players have theorized that Mr. Trenchcoat can also spawn near an abandoned car, some even said that Mr. Hat is a killer who dumps his victims into the Sadler.