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Maccer is a mythical character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

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Maccer, the lead singer for The Gurning Chimps, became an established Epsilon figure following the events of GTA San Andreas, when Maccer mentioned his experience with the cult on his website, www.maccer.net.

These days, I'm all about Krant, right, as I've discovered a new and bettter way to look after meself. It's no longer a vicious and nasty trail of pregnant women, used up drugs and destroyed hotel rooms in my wake. Now, I am a man of the tract. oh, I know, I know, how could the chemical doctor sort his selkf out, kidda? Well, I couldn't. On me own, I was lost, proper lost, but thanks to Cris Formage and the fine folks at The Epsilon Programme, I've found a btter way to live. No more cocaine, no more heroin, no more ceaselss, boundless self pleasure. henceforth, ladies and mentle pateints, I am following the words of the tract! The world is 157 years old. Sperm is a lie! Proper truth, man, when you think about it, like. And, what's more, The Epsilon Tract only tithes at 8.75% so I've found salvation for a low, low price. You know what? Give it a try. You might like it.

–Maccer about his experience with the cult.

"Since I found The Tract / I've gone learnt the world is 157 years old - FACT! / Kifflom is here, drugs are weak / Maccer is back and now I'm meek"

–Maccer's New Lyrics

Maccer-Website

Over the years, it has been debated that Maccer assisted Madd Dogg, Ken Rosenberg, and fellow bandmate Kent Paul with their addiction and complications, with the help of the tract and is, in fact, a preacher for the Epsilon Program, directly affiliated with Cris Formage.

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