Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows

One of the best toy i always play when i was a lil boi, you guys enjoy it or nah? If you dont know it your childhood is gay.

Mine is Bohemian Rhapsody, Hey Jude, Stayin Alive, How Deep Is Your Love, Night Fever.

Well guys, it's been great knowing you all. As it typically does, the US government fucked up big league again and repealed all net neutrality protections. I don't feel like adding an extra 10 dollars a month for the FANDOM(tm) package, so I fear I will soon become inactive here...

never mind it's back lol

Im back im on my main account again

Jeepers Creepers 3 was released today for a one day showing. I saw it and it was pretty good. The Creeper myth is based off the creature in this movie in case you are wondering why this movie is related to GTA Myths. Anyway check it out.

Before I get gold for my Xbox 360 I was hoping to hear if people still play GTA IV multiplayer. I mean I do have it on PC and the only person who joined my game was a hacker. Do people still enjoy Xbox 360 version of GTA IV multiplayer?

Yeah, a new format of thread! A VS BATTLE THREAD. So, i've came with some myths and legends in GTA San Andreas and i have the idea to put them to fight. So, here are the fights, you can just put who wins and why, let the battles begin:

1. Bigfoot vs Yeti (Both Misterix mod versions)

2. Kifflom vs Slenderman (Kifflom is in his Xander Files Plus version)

3. Leatherface vs Jason (Both Misterix mod versions)

4. Lizardman vs Cave Demons (Both Misterix mod versions)

Prologue

Hey there, I have got recently triggered by the fact of clickbait youtubers, who spam YouTube with shitty videos. These youtubers are MrBossFTW, NoughtPointFourLIVE, LipsyJimmy and Sernandoe (sry if I nissed someone.) I have some facts to present to you why do I hate them so much.

Their content is shit

As everyone knows, they make clickbait videos. This wouldn't be much of a pain in the ass if their videos were actually interesting and had unknown facts, which can be confirmed... but they aren't interesting, the facts are already known and some of them are even faked or are just normal things, which look like something mythical (the White Blob is a good example.)

GTA VI

Almost all of them are concentrating on GTA VI, its release dates, and they even call to R* for info. That's stupid, they aren't patient or what?

Selfish fucks

This one is new. One of those clickbait youtubers recorded a vid about Michael De Santa's Ghost. Not only he thought that the page was created on GTA Wiki, he also thought that it was created, because his fans wanted it (and we know it was created, because Trevor Philips' Ghost myth exists.)

Clickbaiting

Those youtubers are clickbaiting. It is known from the times they started recording. This clickbaiting wouldn't be so bad if this was just some text like "PORTAL IN GTA V?" This gets even worse, as they put some fake portal on a billboard!

Fame they don't deserve at all

Ok, the fact I am writing this shows that they are famous enough. The fame they have is mostly of clickbait videos, which are more of lies than facts. I fear their fame, as they can tell some fake thing and milions of people would believe it and share it, so...

Epilogue

Ok, I think that it's enough, as they are worthless shits, who didn't even deserve this thread. If some fanatic shows up and starts bashing me, I will at least have a good laugh. Thanks for reading.

So, after Gunshow linked me to some videos ripping-off the pages on the wikia, I decided to make a game... Post your best videos that rip-off pages from the wikia word-for-word. I'll start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gre3RJFRZ6M 06:27 

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! Modding is back! OpenIV's development will continue! 

Full post: 

In order to qualify all of the questions we had received during past weeks, we make some explanations: Unfortunately, we were unable to answer those questions earlier due to real life (yeah we have some).   The community First of all, we want to say "Thank you" to everyone who supported us in this tough situation. We’re very grateful for your support; for demonstration of the fact, that modding community is still a minority, but very vocal, creative and determined minority. You made the impossible and this story is already scribed into the history of PC gaming and the Internet itself. Yes, this is your victory! Congratulations and many thanks once again!   OpenIV and modding The development of OpenIV will be continued as before. OpenIV never supported GTA Online modding and will not support it in the future. Our work will be continued within the Rockstar modding policy.   Liberty City in Grand Theft Auto V Unfortunately, our highly anticipated mod “Liberty City in GTA V” will not be released because it clearly contradicts with Rockstar modding policy. Liberty City mod is a big loss for us, since it was a huge part of our motivation to push OpenIV functionality.   If you are wondering what is next, well, we are currently revising our plans for the future.     Sincerely, OpenIV Team.

Hey all! I know that I am not that active here not even editing on this wiki but I had eye on this wiki everyday, the members are hardly active here, this wiki has become a melodramatic website  that has more disputes rather than new theories, findings etc. Well thanks to Gunshow, GTAMyths1, Awesome Boy for fb page to keep this wiki still interesting for me. Yesterday I was chatting Gunshow finely and I showed him this message of Ali about the wiki, leaving what is happening right now at chat or what has happened before. He told me to show this message to all Respected Members here. So yeah, have your thoughts on this and for the last thing do not make a drama here on this thread. Ali I respect you, sorry for leaking this message...

A Request

I know Ali that you are somewhere "spying" on us. Anyway take this as a friendly request will you please start editing again on GTAMW because its condition is going worse.--MH007

Reply

The foremost thing my friend is that you've a huge accomplishment gap between your current admins and b'crats. Primarily, the b'crats are established myth hunters and senior editors whereas the current administrator slot is based off self-gain, ego, insecurity and no passion for myths. They just blurt out vitriolic/sour views about the website and the reason they've the position is to simply earn power. I am sorry but I can't take this bullshit on an internet website where each user is to contribute and just go to their regular real life work, what's happening on the wiki is contrary, people tend to argue as if they're unemployed/high school dropouts. The main problem lies with the Staff page that unknowingly promotes unaccomplished, immature and wolf in a sheep's clothing users. Minus Vault, Boomer, Jim and good ol' Sasquatch, no user is eligible to earn a position. Forget about myths, nobody cares about them, infact we've got users on board that literally hate myths. I had about 50 more myth pages to make but now I've changed my mind, I may comeback but that'll only last for a day and I'm not sure about that too, it's not conceivable at this point, maybe in winter when I hope some of the staff will be ousted due to their apparently itchy and insecure nature. You've got to eliminate these friend groups on GTA MW that are being operated from another wiki as well. - Xalbador Gliese 581C

Question is above. I'm more of a leftist. Can't tell specifically. Go on.